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megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

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— 1 hour ago with 124859 notes

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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— 2 hours ago with 103102 notes

saucefactory:

Captain America vol. 5 #8 vs. Captain America: The Winter Soldier parallel

DON’T MIND ME I’M JUST CLAWING MY OWN FACE OFF

(Source: pietromaximov, via mishacollinsbumhole)

— 4 hours ago with 9055 notes

captainfluffatun:

tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

Not really even a fan of PewDiePie but hot damn the last two are incredible

(Source: samebeginnings, via pizza)

— 5 hours ago with 145510 notes

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

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— 6 hours ago with 113794 notes

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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(via sorry)

— 7 hours ago with 443307 notes